"What's up Doc"

"What's up Doc?" exclaimed Bugs Bunny with a carrot in his mouth. All day, Bugs and Elmer fud had been trying to catch each other. Elmer took aim at Bugs and fired shot after shot, After shot towards the rabbit. All that could be heard in the woods was the Boom,Boom,Boom of Elmer's gun. Bugs twisted and turned and dodged every bullet.
"I'll get you, you wraskly wabbit." yelled Elmer. His speech impairament discombobulated the words. With his cartoon legs, Bugs took off into the forest. Behind him Elmer was being hit with all the debree that flew from under Bugs. He was whipped with leaves, twigs, and sticks. When Elmer made it out of the forest he was battered and brushed from head to foot.
As Elmer lokked around he realished he was on a stretch of road. There were no yellow or white lines but there were little lights off to either side stretchingas far as the eye could see. He spotted Bugs a couple of yards down the stretch of tar. He started to persue Bugs when out of no where a rumble started. The rumble grew steadly louder. Elmer looked up in time to see a big white creature with wings longer then he had ever knew exsisted swoop down towards him.
Elmer melted faster then an ice pop in the sahara. The creature flew over him till it touched down with the road. Elmer stayed melted for a long time. The white beast had flew away hours ago.
The low rumble started again, except this time the creature was smaller and midnight black. The creature sped over him so fast that Elmer melted into the tar.
When Elmer tried to get up,he realished he was stuck. Bugs came over and was just standing there. He reached into his fur and pulled out a cigar case. He flipped it open to reveal carrots. He grabbed one and brought it to his mouth.
"Can't catch me yet Doc." laughed Bugs. As he walked away the scene fades to black. A song starts to play, Porky pig pops out.
"Tha-tha-tha-that's all folks." as the credits start to roll